Here are some if not the worst of them...
1) First of all, the life of a Fine Boy is a sad and lonely one: It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy. Don't get me wrong, you'll have lots of female friends. But that's all they are - "Friends".
Fine boys are friend zoned more than any other human being on the surface of the earth.
You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking at all those ugly guys happily in relationships and wonder why life is so unfair 😄😄.
2) Women generally don't take you serious:
No matter how Romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, they always assume you're joking with them or trying to toil with their feelings.
3) You are a playboy: Don't even try to fight it 👊, "All fine boys are players" they say.
You tell a girl you love ❤️ her, she goes like "Awwww, how many girls have you told that today"? 😢😢😢
Relationships are not for you. You are better seen as a chop and clean mouth side booty. 😀😀😀 So at the end of the day, you have to give up, accept what you are and wear your Player tag 🏷 with pride and honor 😉.
4) When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't even seem to trust you. She stalks you on Facebook and Instagram all day. The momment you drop your phone, she is scrolling through your call log, your WhatsApp and checking your DMs 😫😫
She is constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you and even if she doesn't find one, she still accuses you of cheating and clearing your messages.
#PS: I once know a guy who's girlfriend always spied his Emails.
Emails for heaven's sake. 🙄🙄! I'm not even joking right now, this is for real.
5) You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out: Sometimes you don't even know these women 😰😰😰. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because you are a Fine Boy.
You are a terrible Liar 😩😩.
6) People never believe you when you tell them you are Broke: They'll be like "Why you go talk say you no get money na, as you fine like this? 😰😰
As if Recession dey look person face 😶😶
7) People often think you are Gay: It's even worse if you are Light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you. They are in your DMs day and night asking for your shirtless pics and wanting to send you nudes. But seriously, guys!!! 🙆🙆🙆
8) Older women assume you are a Gigolo: This one is quite flattering , but come on! You are old enough to be my mother.
9) People always assume you don't have sense: You are like Kelvin from Ghost Busters. You're this ornamental human being that's only good at looking good and nothing else. That's why most fine boys end up Models and Actors 🍍 🌹 ( No shades to models and Actors, I love ❤️ you all )
10) If your boss happens to be a man , he'll hate 😡 you 😁: He'll think the only thing he is paying you for is to Shag all your female coworkers. 😍😍
11) Your neighbors are always snitching on you: Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with your neighbors. These people don't know the Difference between "Just Friends" and "Girlfriend". 😁😁
12) Last but not the least, You are constantly sexually harassed by females: This happens right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain or do anything about it because "A man can never be sexually assaulted " according to Nigerian mentality. 😏😏. So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs, you just shake your head and think 🤔 to yourself "woman, you have no idea".
So, if you think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses 🌹, think again 😢.
How do I know all these things? It's because am a fine boy. 😀 Even though people tell me otherwise.... 🏃 🏃 🏃 🏃
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